1. "Pampakulay ka ng paligid! Tila may bulaklak na namumukadkad sa tuwing tatawa ka. :)" --Jesus Jake Estadilla, my bff
2. "I love you like a fat boy loves vegetables and Krispy Kreme." --Robin Sanchez, my hoodie
3. "Can you be my umbrella?" --Joseph Anderson Dayao, ex-crush
Hahaha! From an umbrella, I became a vegetable, a donut, and a flower.
But what better simile can be attributed to me than the simile of the turtle? Oh yeah!
